At the moment I’m house-sitting for a couple who was worried someone might steal all their worldly possessions while they are getting hitched. And I’m sitting here wondering when I turned into a person who doesn’t like weddings. I used to adore them, getting to enjoy and share another person’s happiest moment to date (presumably). Nowadays, they’re so frequent, it’s all becoming a blur. An expensive, alcohol-infused blur. Unless someone really put an effort into certain aspects, it’s basically a cookie-cutter wedding. Which seems disappointing and, to be honest, sad. You plan and plan, and pay so much attention to detail, but in the end you fail to produce anything that’s memorable.
The only weddings I genuinely remember are the extremely excellent (and therefore way way over most people’s conceivable budget) or the very poorly executed.
This is my attempt at writing a guide to enjoying a wedding, no matter what’s the wedding’s like. To all my friends with upcoming nuptials, please don’t take offense. Continue reading →